(A word of caution: I've always despised posts that make sense only to a select group of people, but I just don't have the energy to fill in the blanks. Questions? Just ask.)
- I still have the name of a song written on my arm. (I said I liked the song that was playing; Kari found out what it was. Ain't she sweet?)
- The same homeless woman accosted us three times at three different places.
- I have a vague memory of someone humping the Bockfest goat outside Kaldi's.
- At Designsmith Gallery, you can get a stylish wooden ice bucket for only $95.
- 1 crocheted cupcake = 1 beer.
- We saw Justin Jeffre on the way back to the car. (When I say "we," I mean "people who care more than I do.")
- The Dealer guys stormed the DJ booth at alchemize.
- If I were a guy, and the girls I was with all kept going to the bathroom together, I'd be frightened. Thanks for keeping your terror under wraps.
- The guy at Inktank is the best salesman ever.
- "Get Down Tonight" is a serious contender for best disco song ever.
3 comments:
#1: I don't know any girls who don't go to the bathroom in groups, so it's not that scary. I mean, even when I'm out with just one girl, she often finds another girl just to go to the bathroom. I always thought it was like the buddy system when you were swimming at camp. OK, that thing about the one girl finding another girl just to go to the bathroom isn't true.
#2: I always assume girls go to the bathroom together because they need private time to kiss and touch each other. It's what I prefer to believe, anyway. Otherwise, maybe it means they're doing drugs and not sharing with me. And not sharing pisses me off.
"I've always despised posts that make sense only to a select group of people"
That's okay when you're in the select group of people.
"I have a vague memory of someone humping the Bockfest goat outside Kaldi's."
Vague? I have that memory seared into my brain for all eternity.
"We saw Justin Jeffre on the way back to the car. (When I say "we," I mean "people who care more than I do.")"
Hmm, now I feel bad about telling him, "You'll be the next mayor of Cincinnati!"
"The Dealer guys stormed the DJ booth at alchemize."
I wouldn't say stormed.. more like, quickly approached.
"If I were a guy, and the girls I was with all kept going to the bathroom together, I'd be frightened. Thanks for keeping your terror under wraps."
I was frightened. I wasn't keeping my terror under wraps so much as I was too terrified to speak. I hadn't seen anything like that since high school. I didn't know girls still did that.
"Get Down Tonight" is a serious contender for best disco song ever."
I agree. Though "Boogie Shoes" is right up there.
Well, the other girls had a very specific reason for wanting me to go to the bathroom with them, of course - they all wanted to know how I was getting on with "that one guy Ed."
I think it's now safe to say: Pretty well.
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