@kellyhudson In my shopping cart tonight: tomatoes and tallboys. Spaghetti for tonight; beer can chicken for the rest of the week.
Act II: Tragedy!
@kellyhudson It is now official: God does not want me to roast chicken.
@kellyhudson Seriously. My beer can chicken tipped over in the oven, filled the kitchen with smoke, and just now suddenly EXPLODED. You win, bird.
@kellyhudson Seriously. My beer can chicken tipped over in the oven, filled the kitchen with smoke, and just now suddenly EXPLODED. You win, bird.
@GoMariaGo @kellyhudson exploded? Now I have a new cooking fear.
@kellyhudson @GoMariaGo I heard a loud BANG, and my chicken, which had been sitting atop the stove, was on the ground with a big gash in the back.
@kellyhudson Stupid chicken. http://yfrog.com/h5l7abypytj
Act III: Hilarity
@ejaygee @kellyhudson God does want you to roast chicken, it's Sarah Palin that is sabotaging your efforts. Damn you Sarah Palin
@kellyhudson @ejaygee THAT's why my chicken exploded! Sarah Palin shot it from a helicopter!
@ejaygee @kellyhudson She can see your oven from her house
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@mikerrr @kellyhudson more evidence to support my controversial theory that God is a chicken.
@kellyhudson @mikerrr God likes to launch Himself from my stove and commit seppukku on my not-so-clean kitchen floor.
@mikerrr @kellyhudson mysterious ways indeed
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@jenlkessler @kellyhudson I know it's not funny and a huge mess but I def laughed out loud. Chkn 1, Kelly 0.
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@Megebee @kellyhudson Seriously, show that damn chicken who's boss!
@kellyhudson @Megebee Clearly, the chicken is the boss.
@kellyhudson @Megebee It won the beer can battle. I'll win the lean protein war! I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds ...
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@jenlkessler @kellyhudson I know it's not funny and a huge mess but I def laughed out loud. Chkn 1, Kelly 0.
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@Megebee @kellyhudson Seriously, show that damn chicken who's boss!
@kellyhudson @Megebee Clearly, the chicken is the boss.
@kellyhudson @Megebee It won the beer can battle. I'll win the lean protein war! I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds ...
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@kategaible @kellyhudson that steel reserve was the death of the chicken!!! That beer can knock even my dad down:)
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@tcallinan @kellyhudson Positive attitude: The beer looks tasty, if a bit warm. TC
@kellyhudson @tcallinan I drank half the can as part of my prep. Not bad!
@tcallinan @kellyhudson As always, Kelly I love your 'tude. Now if you would have eaten 1/2 the chicken before the beer-butt challenge I would worry.
@kellyhudson @tcallinan I drank half the can as part of my prep. Not bad!
@tcallinan @kellyhudson As always, Kelly I love your 'tude. Now if you would have eaten 1/2 the chicken before the beer-butt challenge I would worry.
Act IV: Advice
@adorkandhispork @kellyhudson ive been trying whole chix since oct or so. I like my old way (cut up, sear, finish) much better.its pc vs mac (control v ease)
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@adorkandhispork @kellyhudson I did THIS a few times and lliked it. http://www.adorkandhispork.com/?p=281 (sorry, the recipe is from a mag)@kellyhudson
@adorkandhispork The only luck I've ever had with a whole chicken is in the slow cooker.
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@GoMariaGo @kellyhudson whole chickens are evil.
Act V: Bedtime
@kellyhudson Twitter makes me feel better about exploding a chicken. Thanks, guys.
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