- Board games
- Card games
- Football games (watching, not playing)
- Boy-girl harmonica-kazoo battle
- Gift exchange presents including "Anti Monkey Butt Powder" and "Omega-3 Krill Capsules"
- Entire extended family forced to fend for selves when homeowners flee to Florida on the 27th
- Entire extended family piling into homeowners' bed, then shower, to take pictures to send to traveling homeowners
- The garage being turned into a makeshift refrigerator when turkey AND ham AND pot roast AND ribs AND all the sides for each become a little unwieldy
- Bottles and bottles of wine
- Glasses and glasses of beer
- Jugs and jugs of OJ (for screwdrivers, natch)
- Entire family begging anyone who leaves (like, say, a girl who's got to be at work the next day) to come back as soon as she possibly can
All in all, not a bad way to spend a weekend.
2 comments:
I Like this. Where's the Facebook Like button?
This seems a lot like my family Christmas. Cards got to a pretty intense point of 2:00am poker bets. Still don't know if I won or lost money.
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