Shelf one. All the comics have been read; all the books have not.
Shelf two. Jane Eyre (tiny red book to the right of Mucus Tick) has been read. Everything else is unfinished or un-begun.
Shelf three overflow. All the horizontal books are unread.
If a book makes it to the little green table, it means I'm really seriously planning on reading it soon, I mean it you guys, quit laughing. Included in this stack are four books that, in reality, currently live on the dresser next to my bed, and which I am actually in the middle of reading.
Books I've borrowed from Mr. W. I try to keep this stack small.
And finally - books I hauled away from Eileen's party last night.