I would rather watch ballet than get shot in the face, but to each their own

I think of fantasy football as a socially acceptable form of Dungeons and Dragons, in that it involves elaborate management of statistics in an attempt to better your odds against a roll of the dice. (Carson threw to your guy TJ instead of Chad, even though both were open? Natural 20!) I always imagine it would be even better if you could collect stuff like a +3 Shoulder Pads of Defense.

This video doesn't really get at that aspect of it, but it's still funny if you're a fantasy football outsider.

P.S. In case you were wondering, my fake fantasy football team name (fantasy fantasy football?) is Dr. Kelly's 100 Percent Natural Good-Time Football Solution.


Mike_R said...

Team Teamocil!

QueerCincinnati.com said...

this was the best video i have seen in like, ever. i have the +3 shoulder pads of defense... i'm going to for the legendary +7 cup of ron jeremy. i hear it's really... ahem... large. and, um, hairy. er... right.

i'm back reading your blog today, can you tell. why?

cuz i said so, and i'm filled with JUSTICE.

oh, and i'm avoiding paper writing.